Sunday, August 28, 2005

VMAs: Feel the love

And we're back! The latest boy band B5 is on looking like they're 12. I instantly feel old. But they're not that cool because they intro Ricky Martin and Joss Stone.

Ricky Martin looks very, very, very gay.

They introduce the Best Pop nominees. Most of them are just movie stars doing records or Ashlee Simpson. Kelly Clarkson continues to kick Gwen's ass (don't worry Gwen, I still love you!). She's got a costume change and at least her shirt looks a hell of a lot better than the yellow dress that looked like she was going to be topless. Kelly shrieks a bit and looks very cute.

Alicia Keys and John Legend introduce Kayne West and Jamie Foxx. They perform Golddiggers with Jamie Foxx channeling Ray Charles. Kanye's actually rapping live and Jamie Foxx's shirt is now open like he's a singing stripper-gram. The dancers are made up like tarts with big hair and too-tight clothing. Amusing as hell.

And more commercials!

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