Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never met Jeff, never got married and lived on my own. I wonder how I would handle the dating scene -- if at all.
Frankly, I think I'd be some crazy-ass old lady with 50 dogs.
Some of my single friends don't really talk about dating or wanting relationships. But I'm kinda curious. which is why I'm posting this. One friend described dating to me as being like a job interview, but with the possibility of sex at the end.
The older I get, the less patience I have. I have a horrifying feeling that if I went on a date now it'd be like Henry Rollins' joke about when a girl becomes a woman:
"A DATE! YOU WANT A DATE? CAN YOU GET AN ERECTION OUT OF THAT THING? MY CAR'S PARKED OUT BACK! LET'S GO!"
Oh wait. That's how I'm with Jeff now. Nevermind.
So I guess, here's the questions I post to all ya'lls: How is the dating scene after college? What's it like? Is it hard? Do you ever want to say fuck it and get a dog/cat? Why keep going? If you had a first love, do you regret losing them? Why or why not?