Conversation I've had with my husband

The scene: Viv is on the couch, watching Soapnet and surfing the web.

Enter Jeff

Jeff: What's that?

Viv: Days of Our Lives.

Jeff: Watches for a bit as Sami and Austin have a conversation. Austin is shirtless.

Jeff: Oh yes, that's some pecs. *as Austin* "Oh yeah, I need my coffee. Give me my coffee woman!"

*as Sami* "Here's your coffee honey! Oh and your magnificent pecs are so wonderful! Can I suckle on one of them?" *makes a sucking noise*

*as Austin* OK woman. Now give me my second cup of coffee.

Viv: *after laughing like a maniac* I am so blogging that.

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