Well, this explains a lot to me

The Wild Rose Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD) Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose. Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling. You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective. The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone. Your exact female opposite: The Dirty Little Secret Deliberate Gentle Sex Master Always avoid: The Bachelor (DGSM) Consider: The Vapor Trail (RBLM)

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test | OkCupid - singles | Dating

Because it's not a blog without a quiz:

You Belong in London

A little old fashioned, and a little modern. A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock. A unique soul like you needs a city that offers everything. No wonder you and London will get along so well.

What City Do You Belong In?

That's pretty much it around here. Things are going alright otherwise.

*whisper* I might have the parenthood thing down. *whispers and looks around for the other shoe to drop*

Score! I live!

Which wife of Henry the Eighth are you? Your Result: Catherine Parr You are Catherine Parr, sixth, and final, wife of Henry. You are known for your patience and calm manner. Though not the prettiest, brightest, cleverest,most devout, or strong, you are a good person who knows how to handle her temper. Good for you!
Katherine of Aragon
Kathrine Howard
Jane Seymour
Anne of Cleves
Anne Boleyn
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Of course, they didn't ask me how I used to pronounce "Sandwich"

What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
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North Central
The Inland North
The South
Philadelphia
Boston
The Northeast
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And just so you know, I used to pronounce "sandwich" as "sang-wich" until I met Jeff.

I said "sangwich" once and he stopped and stared at me.

"What?" he asked.

"Sangwich. I'm going to make a sangwich, you want one?"

"It's sandwich," he corrected me.

Even to this day, I know that to irritate him, all I need to do is say "sangwich". Of course now, he just ignores me.

In the spirit of Halloween

Which Pagan Goddess Are You? by kira_may
Name?
Age?
You are:
You favourite trick:	Appearing in a cloud
Your feeling towards mortals:	They make good slaves
When you sleep with mortals, your lover is:
Mortal you'd most like to smite:	Ashley Judd

OK. I like the idea of being the goddess of love and war, as well as the view that all mortals are my slaves. However, Boromir as my lover? Feh. Give me Faramir any day. Also, I got no beef against Ashley Judd. She seems alright by me.

How fitting

According to this, Billy the Kid is my dead soulmate. I also find this option to be pretty freakin' cool.

Gacked from Keidra.

HOLY SHIT!

You scored as XVI: The Tower. If badly aspected this can be the worst card of the Tarot deck. The Tower always indicates upheavel, possibly chaos, loss and destruction. Its effects are never pleasant and can be painful. The card illustrates lightning striking the Tower. The lightning cannot be avoided, the destruction it brings is inevitable. All we can do is attempt to survive and rebuild. The Tower brings sudden, severe change. When the Tower appears in a Tarot spread it represents sudden and possibly violent change, disruption or loss.

XVI: The Tower		81%
XIII: Death		81%
III - The Empress		75%
0 - The Fool		69%
II - The High Priestess		69%
XI: Justice		69%
XIX: The Sun		63%
IV - The Emperor		63%
I - Magician		56%
VIII - Strength		56%
VI: The Lovers		50%
X - Wheel of Fortune		44%
XV: The Devil		19%

Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You?
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The scary thing? The Tower's my favorite card.

The two faces of Viv

Stole this from Michelle. I was torn between two pictures:

Your Personality Profile

You are pure, moral, and adaptable. You tend to blend into your surroundings. Shy on the outside, you're outspoken to your friends. You believe that you live a virtuous life... And you tend to judge others with a harsh eye. As a result, people tend to crave your approval.

The World's Shortest Personality Test

And then there was this one:

Your Personality Profile

You are sexy, powerful, and bold. You're full of passion and energy... Sometimes this passion has a dark side. You feel most alive when you're seducing someone. You never fail to get someone's attention. Quick minded, you're also quick to lose your temper!

The World's Shortest Personality Test

I'm not sure what to think of both of these results. They're both true, but in different ways (duh!), which is interesting.

Hee.

Am I evil? Yes I am!


How evil are you?

Funny that

I believe that I'm more Jayne than Simon, but what the hell....

You scored as Simon Tam. You haven't really done much physical work in your life, but you do like to help people. You can't resist saving someone, even if it means endangering your own life, and when it comes to family you will do anything to protect them. Simon Tam 100% Zoe 83% Captain Mal Reynolds 83% Jayne Cobb 83% Wash 83% Shepard Book 83% Inara Serra 67% River Tam 67% Kaylee Frye 50% Which "Firefly" character are you? created with QuizFarm.com

Color me surprised...

Pretty Messy You scored 76% Dirtiness!

Your score indicates that your mind is on its way to true dirty status. You've passed the test, but there are some things you could work on. You appreciate dirty things and you wouldn't call your thoughts pure, but you haven't gone completely dirty. You don't have a hard time thinking dirty, but you're probably less driven to do so than someone with a true dirty mind.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Dirtiness

Link: The Dirty Mind Test written by demainneviendra on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Just got back from work...

I thought I'd write about Puerto Rico, but that's not a reality. Instead, here's a tasty, tasty quiz!

Which One of The 7 Main Arts Are You? (Beautiful Pictures -- FIXED!)

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And now: A quiz based on a trilogy that doesn't suck

Right now I'm watching Fellowship. I can't help but insert the word pants into various quotes now:

"Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants."

"Boromir! Give the pants to Frodo."

"The one pants to rule them all."

I'm such a dork. Anyways, here's the quiz (I thought I'd be Samwise, but I can dig this too):

You scored as Gandalf. You are Gandalf! This wise, old mage is loyal and brave. He is known for his counsel and advice to his friends and allies during tough times. "All you have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to you." Gandalf 81% Samwise 75% Arwen 69% Pippin 69% Frodo 69% Aragorn 63% Eowyn 63% Gollum 31% Faramir 6% Which LOTR character are you? created with QuizFarm.com

I hear the blues a callin'

Gacked from Keidra:

You scored as Beast. Beast is an intelligent, politcal spokesman for the X-Men. He has a Ph.D in Genetics and is well versed in literature. He may look like a blue fuzzy monster, but deep down he's very benevolent and logical. Powers: Enhanced strength and agility Beast 75% Cyclops 60% Storm 55% Rogue 55% Colossus 55% Jean Grey 50% Nightcrawler 50% Iceman 45% Wolverine 40% Emma Frost 40% Gambit 35% Most Comprehensive X-Men Personality Quiz 2.0 created with QuizFarm.com

Maybe it's because I'm on my rag....

What 'Johnny The Homicidal Maniac' Character Are You?

You are Johhny himself- a homicidal maniac intent on purging the world of imbeciles. He just mostly likes to kill everyone.
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The pose is not an indicator of my marriage

Find your own pose!

Cliffhanger Traits and Tendencies On the surface, the Cliffhanger might seem like an angry pose, the aftermath of a heated argument or years of misunderstanding. Really the pose is an elegant expression of two people in sublime agreement about the supremacy of personal comfort. Both parties believe that when it comes to getting a good night's sleep, the sides of the bed are its most prime real estate, and both are practical enough to recognize that the only way for everyone to get the best of the bed is to split up.

Comfort Zone The Cliffhanger is a Sea Sleeper pose. Other Sea poses a Cliffhanger might try include The Bubble Blower and Sixth Posture of the Perfumed Forest.

Point of Interest The Cliffhanger pose is the ideal arrangement for couples sharing the bed with an infant or injured animal, with the safety frame of soft humanity that they create together providing a natural "crib bumper."

Stolen from Abby!

It's easy being green

Kermit the Frog You scored 56% Organization, 58% abstract, and 69% extroverted!

This test measured 3 variables. First, this test measured how organized you are. Some muppets like Cookie Monster make big messes, while others like Bert are quite anal about things being clean. Second, this test measured if you prefer a concrete or an abstract viewpoint. For the purposes of this test, concrete people are considered to gravitate more to mathematical and logical approaches, whereas abstract people are more the dreamers and artistic type. Third, this test measured if you are more of an introvert or an extrovert. By definition, an introvert concentrates more on herself and an extrovert focuses more on others. In this test an introvert was somebody that either tends to spend more time alone or thinks more about herself. You are mostly organized, both concrete and abstract, and more extroverted. Here is why are you Kermit the Frog. You are both somewhat organized. You have a good idea where you put things and you probably keep your place reasonably clean. You aren't totally obsessed with neatness though. Kermit is also reasonably tidy. He'll even dress up for interviews. You both are sometimes concrete and sometimes abstract thinkers. Kermit spends a lot of his time as a reporter collecting facts, but he is also the author of the dreamy song "The Rainbow Connection." You have a good balance in your life. You know when to be logical at times, but you also aren't afraid to explore your dreams and desires... within limits of course. You are both extroverts. Kermit gets along with everyone. Sure a few folks annoy him, but that's just because they are annoying. Kermit likes to meet new people when he does his job as a street reporter. You definitely enjoy the company of others, and you don't have problems meeting new people... in fact you probably look forward to it. You are willing to take charge when necessary or work as part of a team. Oh, and in case you were wondering, Kermit starred on Sesame Street years before The Muppet Show. The other possible characters are Oscar the Grouch Big Bird Snuffleupagus Ernie Elmo Cookie Monster Grover The Count Guy Smiley Bert If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also if you want to tell me your favorite Sesame Street character, I can total them up and post them here. Perhaps your choice will win!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 49% on Organization You scored higher than 73% on concrete-abstra You scored higher than 69% on intro-extrovert

Link: The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test written by greencowsgomoo on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

I call shenanigans!

Stole this bad boy from Heather's livejournal. There's no scoring, so I don't know if there's a way to tell if you're spoiled or not.


I think it's for a teenager/early 20s person. Not for me, who owns my own house (well, the bank owns it and is kindly letting us live here), has my own job and has the money to spend however I please.

Either that or it's a way to make us think about everything we have and how we feel about it. I'd say you're spoiled if you expect to get your way or if you look at the list and say "Of course. Who wouldn't have this stuff?" You're not spoiled if you have these things and to be thankful for them. I consider myself a lucky girl. I have no idea how I got lucky, but I'll enjoy the moment for now.


Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
( ) a television in your bedroom
(2) an iPod
( ) a photo printer
(3) your own phone line (I have my own house dammit! I should have my own phone line!)
(4) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(5) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(6) a childfree bathroom
(7) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
(8) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
(9) a working dishwasher
(10) an icemaker
(11) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
(12) framed original art (not lithographs, prints, or your own) (It's a picture made by my sister, so it's not like OMG!PICASSO!)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(13) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea (I live in fuckin' Madison for pete's sake!)
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
( ) two or more family cars (Jeff and I have a car.)
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
(14) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
(15) good credit
(16) expensive jewelry (does my wedding ring count?)
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
( ) a stock portfolio
(17) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
(18) private medical insurance (HMO count?)
( ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans

Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes
(19) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
(20 ) pay someone else to cook your meals (Does Glass Nickel and other takeout count?)
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive your taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way

Have you:
(21 ) been on a cruise
(22) traveled out of the country
( ) met a celebrity
(23) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
(24 ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
(25) been to the Mall of America (Who the hell in the Midwest hasn't?)
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
(26) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast

Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
(27 ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(28) take riding or swimming lessons as a child (Does Park and Rec count?)
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you

Fitting...except for the pining for the gay man part

which member of something positive are you?

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Because it's not truly a blog unless there's a meme

You Are Death

You symbolize the end, which can be frightening. But you also symbolize the immortality of the soul. You represent transformation, rebirth of a new life. Sweeping away the past is part of this card, as painful as it may be. Your fortune: Don't worry, this card does not predict death itself. Instead it foreshadows the ending of an era of your life, one that is hard to let go of. But with the future great new things will come, and it's time to embrace them. Mourn for a while, but then face the future with humility and courage.

What Tarot Card Are You?

Great. Now all I need is a white horse named Binky and the Death of Rats and life is all good.