Happy Halloweiner!

I've figured out something right now. I need to rent a kid. Preferably a cute baby -- maybe about seven months or so -- and shove them in a Halloween costume and go trick or treating with them.

Think about it: The kid's too young to really understand and enjoy Halloween (much less eat candy because of the lack of teeth) and you get all of the loot! Instead of having people look at you going, "Aren't you a little too old for this?" you'll get this instead:

"OH HOW CUTE! Here, take two!"