And it's more SHITTY -- I mean Diddy!
He continues bragging about the past acts that we've seen. Diddy also makes some jokes about his name change. I think the next name should be Shitty. But that's just me. There's some naked baby ass on the screen, high school photos and other shit. He also talks about his other nicknames like "Kunta Combs", "Shawnye West" and "Shawndelizza Diddy Rice." Aaron Carter looks confused as hell -- obviously he don't know shit about politics.
One of the dudes from Good Charlotte and some plastic blond introduce The Killers, who are at some hotel in Miami. The Killers perform Mr. Brightside, the earworm song of the year (the song that sticks in your mind and doesn't go away unless you give yourself a lobotomy).
The lead's eyeliner is a little silly. He looks too effeminate for my tastes. But they don't suck live -- their songs sound about the same as on the radio and the lead has a nice strut. WHY COULDN'T THEY OPEN FOR U2 IN MILWAUKEE? WHY DO I GET SHITTY DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL?
Piven and Lil Kim (who's fully clothed! Holy shit!) are onstage. Piven jokes about Lil Kim going to jail for perjury and suggests updating her cell to ghetto fabulous. They announce that Ludacris wins Best Rap Video for Number 1 Spot. When will the Southern trend in rap end?
Bevis and Butthead announces that you should vote for your favorite video bitches! And commercial!
1 comment:
"Aaron Carter looks confused as hell -- obviously he don't know shit about politics."
Huge surprise, there.
As for the Killers, so few men can rock the eyeliner these days. Except Alex Kapranos. He can.
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