While we were watching Project Runway last Thursday, Jeff and I were subjected to five minutes of the new movie 2012:
Which raised a few questions:
1. How the hell does a limo outrun an earthquake?
2. Why is a plane flying so low it could be hit by falling buildings and collapsing freeway bridges?
3. Why hasn't John Cusack fired his agent yet?
And yet, the bad movie connoisseur in me wants to desperately see this movie. Drunk. It's like Independence Day and The Day After Tomorrow had wild sex in a one night stand, got knocked up and birthed this.
It's like the director just put all his money into the special effects department. "YOU WANT MONUMENTS DESTROYED? WE'LL GET THEM ALL! NOT JUST THE EIFFEL TOWER, BUT WE'LL HIT ASIA AND SOUTH AMERICA TOO!" I swear, this is what CGI artists in Hollywood dream about, when you ask them what their dream job is.
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