So Michelle and Keidra have been psyched about Jason Statham's new movie Crank, which promises to be about as exciting and wonderful as The Transporter.
The excitement about everyone's favorite bald London thug got me thinking about another British heartthrob-thug -- Sean Bean -- and the differences between the two of them
Keidra put it best -- Bean's the kind of guy who gets into trouble by getting into a drunken fight over his favorite soccer team. The fight ends quickly and both guys end up having beers together as they bond over their mutual hatred of France's World Cup Soccer team.
Statham, on the other hand, is the kind of guy who gets into a bar fight, knocks everyone out, when the cops show up, he beats up the cops and then steals a cop car and heads to Mexico.
But no matter what, I'm starting to think that Statham, Bean, Samuel L. Jackson and Chow Yun Fat need to make an action film. The movie gods dictate it dammit!