What I learned from X3:

WARNING: HERE BE SPOILERS BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I DO THINGS!

Don't be Hugh Jackman's love interest. Ever. He killed a Romanian chick by smooshing her against a couch. Now he kills Jean Grey, who he's been in love with throughout the X-Men series.

Don't be fooled by the junk, the tight leather suit, cocky attitude and weird-ass facial hair. He will kill you if you're his leading lady. Just walk away.

That's pretty much everything I learned from X3 -- Keidra's got a more thoughtful view of the movies because she knows the comics.

The entire movie itself was the typical summer blockbuster fare -- not exactly deep or thoughtful, but it's got explosions! And Ian McKellen as Mags, who's very cute with Patrick Stewart. I'm in Mags corner as far as this movie's concerned.

I can also understand why Jean went with Mags -- I mean she got a better outfit than the usual X-men gear. I'd sign up to join Mags if I could get that coat of hers.

Oh, and the Beast looks like the unnatural spawn of an Oompa Loompa and a Smurf. I'm just sayin' yo.