I'm known for absolutely stupid questions. The kind that have my husband staring at me in horror as he realizes that he did indeed marry a person that has no problem "going there" wherever there is (it's usually the place that has everyone curled up in the fetal position and me going, "What? It's a legitimate question!").
So anyways, part of the blame for this is going to Keidra. She's the one who got me into the following conversation. The backstory is that we're discussing the Star Wars Christmas special:
Keidra: yeah, Chewie's dad gets a special gift from ...I think Ed Asner, and it's Dianne Carroll moaning and talking about how hot he is.
Viv: Is that beastilty? I mean, Chewie seems sentient and humanoid.
Keidra: It is pretty damn close to beastiality, if you ask me. Wookies growl like dogs. That's not humanoid.
Viv: Yeah, but that's a separate language. I mean, Wookies are intelligent creatures. They're humanoid.....
Keidra: I know, they are intelligent and humanoid. They are also big-ass dogs.
Viv: OK, I have a question for you then: Is sex with an Elf fine?
Keidra: they are not human, but not dogs either. So yes, it's fine
Viv: But I mean, a Wookiee, while hairy is intelligent and has its own language. I mean, I'm not going to jump a wookiee if I meet one, but still...
And so on and so forth. So in the interest of science *snerk*, I posed the question, "Is sex with a Wookiee beastality?" to many people -- my coworkers included (who barely bat an eye anymore with these questions). Most people (out of the dozen or so I talked to) said it was beastality.
"Anything that hairy -- it's beastality," one coworker said.
So in the interest of expanding my sampling group, I pose the question online: Is sex with a wookiee beastality and why?