Tuesday, March 02, 2004

It's WAR!

While getting my daily dose of stupid TV, I came across a commercial for Real California Cheese. Needless to say, as a Wisconsinite, I am shocked, offended and amassing my gang of Holsteins to invade California. California already has movie stars, the drugged and drunken Hilton sisters, Arnie as governor and Disneyland. Why do they want to be the top dairy dog?

I say no more. We must fight for what is ours. Wisconsin will always be the MOO state. Even if me and my Holstein Herd of Havoc have to fight to get our title back. Arise Holsteins! An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of Cheeseheads comes crashing down, but it is not this day. This day we fight!

Bah. If they're not willing to wear the name Cheesehead proudly, they shouldn't be called the diary state.

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