Thursday, November 03, 2005

How to make the feds look even more incompetent

Maybe it's because I'm married to a computer geek and hang out with them, but one of the rules I've learned fast in life is to keep your professional e-mail FUCKING PROFESSIONAL.

Best case example of what not to do? A set of e-mails sent from former FEMA monkey Michael Brown in the wake of Katrina. I love quotes like "Do you know of anyone who dog-sits?" and "In this crises and on TV you just need to look more hard-working...ROLL UP THE SLEEVES!"

Holy fucking shit. If this isn't fodder for 2006, I think that the Democrats need to just impale themselves right now because this, DeLay, Meiers and "Scooter" Libby (who the fuck goes around known as Scooter that's not over 12?) is prime stuff if you play this right.

Wait. I forgot. The Democrats gave their balls up awhile ago. Not to mention, the Democratic pit bull, James Carville is no longer in action. Where's Karl Rove's good twin when you need them?

3 comments:

K. said...

Karl Rove probably had his good twin killed.

QuietlyGoingMad said...

Or put in a cell in an iron mask!

Amanda said...

Karl Rove's good twin was beaned to death by Christmas balls.

The evidence