Gacked from Sid and Keidra

I saw this on Sid and Kedira's blogs and decided to tackle it too. Admittedly the answers are more random that I thought -- some of the music is stuff that I normally don't listen to often, but I decided to use my library instead of my "Stuff I want to listen to" setlist because it's got everything and is more random.

Instructions: Set iTunes to shuffle. Ask the following questions, and hit "next song". The title of the song will be the answer to your question.

Question: What do you think of me, playlist?
Answer: El Nino, The Red Elvises
Analysis: My only guess is perky surfer rock that rolls through, disrupting the normal weather patterns. Not a bad answer.

Question: Will I have a happy life?
Answer: Stranger in a Strange Land, U2
Analysis: No surprise there. I've always felt like the freak roaming around in a world of insane people. I don't know if this means I'll be happy or not, though.

Question: What do my friends really think of me?
Answer: Halftime 2004, Lewis Black
Analysis: Part of Lewis Black's rant about the 2004 MTV halftime show, aka Nipplegate. So either I'm funny and angry as hell or I like showing my nipples. I think it's more likely the first statement and not the second.

Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
Answer: Violet, Miles Davis
Analysis: The fuck? That's a non-answer if I ever saw one. There's not even any lyrics I can use to bullshit an answer out of this one.

Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
Answer: Brilliant Segue, GTA3's Chatterbox channel
Analysis: Pain results in brilliance? Because life is brilliant? I can create new age answers until the cows come home.

Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Answer: Flip Strings, Kill Bill 1
Analysis: Kinky. I wonder what Jeff would say.

Question: Will I ever have children?
Answer: Pogo the Monkey commercial, GTA3's Chatterbox channel
Analysis:So I won't have a child! I'll have a monkey with springs for legs! Whee!

Question: Will I die happy?
Answer: Mysterious Ways, U2
Analysis: Death by Bono. It could be worse.

Question: Can you give me some advice?
Answer:Sunny, Stanley Jordan
Analysis: OK. I'll try and be perky, but that's going to be damned hard.

Question: What do you think happiness is?
Answer: Announcements (Pandemonium), Duke Ellington
Analysis: So happiness is a mix of announcements and shit blowing up. That's a fucked up version of happy. Unless it's like announcements and pandemonium like the last day of school -- then I can get behind that.

Question: What's my favorite fetish?
Answer: The Impression that I get, Mighty, Mighty Bosstones.
Analysis: I have no fucking clue. Silly putty or roleplaying? Either way, eeew.

All in all, some interesting answers and some very random, random shit -- much like an Eight-Ball. But this should reflect more the fact that I've got everything on my iTunes. I suppose the best summary is that I'm angry, feel estranged from the world and need to be perkier.