Since my brain is pudding (mmmm pudding)....

Here's some memes!

95,720 descendants - you're more genetically fit than 44% of the current population -

95,720. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive. You're at the lower end of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football players of this world are statistically best-equipped to create children, scoring low is something to be proud of. As you'll see below, some of your lines will die out, but nonetheless your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a long time to come. A close friend of mine created a program to generate family trees for this test. It's based on your unique answers. We accounted for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse, nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you:

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on fitnessfactor

Oh, and I'm more pure than the initial impression (despite a filthy, FILTHY mouth):

Link: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test written by gwendolynbooks on Ok Cupid

PURITY: 54% sex, 65% substance, 58% moral [57% total]

Well done! The higher your scores, the more "pure" you are. The lower, the more you've experienced. This test was about done deeds, so your numbers will never climb. [It's interesting to think they all started at 100%.] But will your purity continue to fall? Will you OUTGROW or will you OUTDO your past experiences? It's up to you. Advisory: Don't date anyone if your moral purities differ by more than 30%. Don't run a business with anyone if your substance purities differ by more than 40%. Do be friends with someone who has less than 1/2 your sex purity. You'll enjoy their colorful company. Note: as for the "TOTAL" purity value - that's a weighted combination of your scores, indicating what a typical purity test might say about you.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 59% on substance You scored higher than 63% on sex You scored higher than 37% on moral You scored higher than 58% on TOTAL

Link: The 3-Variable Purity Test written by chriscoyne on Ok Cupid