Tuesday, January 01, 2008

More disturbing than 2 Girls, 1 Cup

I couldn't make it past the 2:42 mark.

3 comments:

Amanda said...

"I couldn't make it past the 2:42 mark."

Fine, I'll take this bullet for you.

1:17- Tom Hanks becomes the first to wonder how he will be able to live with himself after this.

3:15- DAYUM OLD CYD CHARISE!

4:02- Why doesn't Vincent Price have someone killed? Isn't that what he does?

5:36- Tina Turner called. She hates you.

6:24- The tables are dancing. WHY ARE THE TABLES DANCING?

6:56- I would just like to point out that by this point I am crying. Tears of unspeakable pain. Now I know what 'Nam feels like.

7:03- Blink and you'll miss it: Robert Downey Jr. realizes there are not enough drugs in the world.

7:15- Rob Lowe feels something inside him die. As do we.

8:13- In many years of music theatre, I think I have just heard the gayest lyric ever.

8:25- Oh sweet Jesus, I hope that giant headdress snaps her neck.

9:13- Lily Tomlin: "I am so sorry. Seriously, guys, I am SO SORRY."

9:20- I think someone has actually thrown something at the stage. Why did they wait so long?

9:42- "And think of it: more than a billion and a half people just watched that." Some people have thought thought about it. Some people have thought about that for the rest of their lives. And wept.

9:47- Oh, it was her shoe. Wait, what?

You know, someone WROTE that...Is it a coincidence that this clip is surfacing in the midst of the writer's strike? Think about it.

And you're welcome.

K. said...

Heh! Amanda FTW!

I tried to watch this too, a few months ago. Couldn't make it either.

Viv said...

Amanda wins. She is the most hardcore person ever. I did manage to watch it, but only in teeny-tiny chunks. I couldn't stop cringing. And Lily Tomlin Rules for bringing the snark.