Friday, January 11, 2008

Dear Jason Statham:

I got love for ya homie. I do!

I loved ya in The Transporter, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch.

So I have to ask you a question. Can you explain this?


Seriously -- it's fuckin' Uwe Boll! The pimple on cinema's ass! I was willing to forgive you for Crank and War. But this?

My advice: Kill your agent. Preferably in a shirtless oil fight.

Love,

V.

2 comments:

Enich said...

That's...a movie? But there was no acting in it!

K. said...

I know it's gonna suck, but I don't care. Burt Reynolds is in it! You know it will be a Brew and View classic!