Can I reboot my life?

To this publishing moment:

1. BD still not sleeping well. Spent an hour and half crying her aria of pain and woe in my face as I rocked her and tried to get her to settle down. The doctor we saw today didn't find anything wrong. This is not my baby -- she's cranky and sleep deprived while my baby was a sweet, easygoing kid.

2. Toilet overflowed. Toilet water everywhere. Toilet still backed up. Both Jeff and I were covered in dirty toilet water.

Gotta go. BD calls. I need a carpet cleaner, plumber and a nanny stat. Or booze. Lots of booze.