I've decided to do a quiz today to show how half-assed I am with this daily posting thing!

Your Score: Class Clown

You are 42% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Class Clown. This means you wear grease paint and have a big, red nose...

I really need to stop thinking so literally...

Anyway, I MEANT to say that you are the Class Clown, and this means
that you are extroverted, mean, and arrogant. You are not very
rational, so you gravitate towards things that produce feelings or
emotions over thoughts (like fart jokes or spitballs, for instance).
You are also an extrovert and rather full of yourself, so of course you
want constant attention for yourself and think you are somehow better
than others. (Upon hearing the expression "you are full of yourself",
you probably also slyly feel the need to ask women if they would like
to be "full of yourself" too. I am assuming you have a penis. I often
make that assumption, being fond of the penis.) You can also be a bit
mean-spirited, and like a class clown you wouldn't hesitate to make a
joke at someone else's expense, no matter how terrible it would make
them feel. A lot of people probably find your antics annoying,
sophomoric, and desperately histrionic. Like some sort of crack-taking
hyperactive monkey, you'd do anything, mock anyone, just to get someone
to pay attention to you for five seconds. So your personality defects
are that you have to be the center of attention, that you don't care
about others, and that you are rather irrational and motivated by
intuitions. Now stop walking around with those books on your head and
sit down this instant! Or else I'll be forced to stand here, hands on
my hips, doing nothing once again!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Robot.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Smartass, and the Brute.

If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you
could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42%
Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is
close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well.
Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can
determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored
near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

About Saint_Gasoline

I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy
science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily
in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my
time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God
forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be
sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.