Monday, August 27, 2007

Signs that you've got too much time on your hands...

How the hell can someone raise their kid diaper-free in between only getting two hours of sleep, breastfeeding and trying to make sure you have pants on?

Dude, I consider it an achievement if I cook a meal or have something for breakfast that isn't coffee.

4 comments:

K. said...

????

QuietlyGoingMad said...

????WTF????

it's gotta hurt your back holding a tyke over the toilet like that repeatedly....there's no lifting with the knees there, it's all back!

Anonymous said...

At first I was wondering if this was some elitist thing. However when I read the article that poor parent, I'm sorry, mother's do this in some African and Asian countries because they can not afford diapers, I kinda backed away. That still doesn't mean that it should be done. I mean, from what I've read, none of this is for the benefit of the child. They could care less if they shit in a diaper or a toilet.

Isis Arnesen, 33, of Boston, has a 14-week-old daughter, Lucia, who is diaper-free. She said it can be awkward to explain the process to people, such as when she helped Lucia relieve herself in a sink at a public restroom.

Get the fuck out of here! You let your kid piss in a public sink?! Then wonder why you have trouble explaining it to people? Bitch please! That's so incredibly fucked up!

I'm incredibly distraught by that.

Amanda said...

...or you could just opt for cloth diapers, if it is indeed the environment you're worried about. Or let your children loose in the wild and let nature take its course.

Next year we will hear about a "breast-feeding-free" based on the belief that babies are born with an instinctive ability to microwave Hot Pockets.