I was just on the phone with my sister when suddenly I looked at my ankles. Or rather, where my ankles used to be. Apparently my legs have decided to eat my ankles and become, well, cankles.
Looking more at my body, it's evident that my knees have also disappeared. It takes a great deal of effort take my wedding ring on and off.
I am now hideously bloated. I do believe the baby girl isn't just growing in my uterus, but she's also attempting to take over the rest of my body.
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That sounds awesome. Where can I sign up? Oh wait, on second thought, I'll just live through your experiences. ;)
Dude, your pregancy sounds like the trailer for "Bug". A little bit.
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