Friday, November 10, 2006

Why is it appropriate that post #666 is about Ann Coulter?

In our post-election discussion among friends, the topic swung to neoconservative columnist Ann Coulter and how evil she is. What's funny is that I don't think of her often. She's not on my mind like some other things such as breakfast, work, sleep, Ugly Betty, Jeff and my friends. It's just that when she pops up, I get really irritated. And I finally figured out why I hate her and her ilk, which I wrote in the following:

"I hate her because she's a right-wing nut who just enjoys pissing people off without education. She's taken the basic tenants of feminism, used them to her abilities and then bit the hand that fed her. She's an agitator who basically doesn't do anything productive, while making liberals more pissed off at conservatives and conservatives thinking that all liberals are insane.

As a result, our American political discourse has turned to bullshit. She's a symptom of the larger problem -- that political discussion has turned into "I'M RIGHT AND YOU'RE A DELUSIONAL IDIOT." Nothing gets accomplished, no compromises are made and nothing gets done. And why is she doing it? To get her fucking name out and get published and be famous. She's famous and doesn't appear to care about the collateral damage in her wake.

I hate her, I hate the Hardball people, I hate Crossfire, I hate Rush, I hate pissy whiny liberals. I hate people who just bitch, moan and take cheap shots at people that they disagree with. People that stupid should just be put in monkey suits and made to dance with a ball gag in their mouth so I don't have to hear the bile they spew."

I believe there was a certain point where I said I'd also like to see Rush Limbaugh "anally raped by a badger."

NOTE TO FBI: I'M JOKING. SORT OF.

1 comment:

QuietlyGoingMad said...

During Rush's drug induced stupor he may very well have been raped by a badger (as visions of Deliverance dance through my head).