Thursday, November 02, 2006

I'm a fuckin' Diva! Where's my chocolates?


Doing a post every single day sounds easy, but it's harder than it looks. I think it's because really, I'm not the type of person to do the "I got up, went to work, had lunch, came home and watched TV" kind of blogger. I like writing mini essays about the world around me.

But some days, the well runs dry. There's not much ideas floating around. So I'm heading to WritersDigest.com for different ideas and inspiration, which is where I got this gem:

You're a celebrity and are able to make demands on what must be provided in your dressing room (Jennifer Lopez insists on white couches). What are your top five demands and why? You can post your response (500 words or fewer) here:

1. A tub with Kiss My Face Anti-stress formula. There must be enough hot water to fill the tub for at least a 30 minute soak. I need a bath after whatever the hell I'm doing to relax and unwind.

2. Good. Chinese. Food. None of this "American Chinese" food. I want authentic Chinese dishes such as ma po tofu, beef tenderloin in black pepper sauce, shrimp in the shell with spicy salt and pepper and other delights. A good meal consisting of those items makes me full, happy and ready to rock.

3. A masseuse who can work out all the knots in my back and body. Being a whatever the hell I am is hard work and it takes toll on my body.

4. An arcade Dance Dance Revolution machine that's free. I need to keep my elite dance moves to impress my fans.

5. A waxer, makeup artist and hair stylist. I need to look good for whatever the hell I'm doing.

2 comments:

K. said...

Great list, I imagine, though, if you are a celebrity, a make-up artist and stylist would constantly be @ your disposal. It's kind of a necessity. So you could use that last demand for something even more extravagant!

Viv said...

OK. Then my final thing is a bunch of people carrying me on a litter and fan me with huge fans while they feed me peeled grapes. Because I'm the STAH dammit!