Because I'm too tired to think straight...

And normally I don't post if I'm really tired, but this is National Blog Posting Month, here's a meme from Writers Digest!

The country is in dire need of another holiday that everyone can celebrate, and the government has given you the task of picking it. What event will you add to the holiday calendar and why?

I would create National No-Pants Day to celebrate our ability as men and women to be free of the binding leggings known as pants. No one would wear pants -- men could wear kilts, while women could wear sarongs. The holiday would have to be during the summer, so no one's legs got too cold as they attempted to live up to the spirit of the holiday.

It wouldn't matter if you had hot, hairy, fat or skinny legs or if you had a cute skirt or kilt. The goal is not to wear pants of any type for 24 hours. Underwear is fine (even though they are called pants in England), because really, a good gust of wind could create a lot of havoc in one day. And that's a lot of genitals to look at.