I now feel old.

Remember when Janet Jackson videos were awesome beyond belief? Well, this is her latest video with *sigh* Nelly.



Dude, I'm sad. It all screams cheap to me. Her voice has that dumb breathy thing that's all the rage right now, the costumes are just intergalactic geisha and her lip-syncing isn't even close to matching the track. Not to mention, there's no real dancing and dude....Nelly? That's the best you could do? I mean, dude, it's Nelly.

I'm going back to the day for this:



Or this gem:


Remember when Janet was the trendsetter and not the follower? Come on, bring that girl back. I miss her. I miss the Janet Jackson smile. Maybe she needs to dump that midget Jermaine and get with someone who can appreciate her talents.