One more slips under the wire

Last minute question entry from everyone's favorite showgirl Amanda! She's got some fun stories about the theateah!

1. What keeps an airplane up?
Gnomes. Lots of gnomes pedaling furiously to power the engine. They're pretty tough gnomes. You know how they have oxygen masks on the plane in case the pressure changes? The gnomes use that oxygen most of the time to stay alive as they pedal furiously on exercise bikes to power the machines.

2. How does toast work?
It's not supposed to work. It's a work of art for you to appreciate -- preferably with gooey peanut butter or warm, rich buttery love. Maybe there's jam or marmalade, but there's always nice warm crunchy bits. If you get a cup of hot tea, coca or coffee, then you've hit Nirvana.

But you could also be a piece of white-bread pre-toast named Loaf,
in which case you don't work the toast -- it works you.

3. Daddy, what's Vietnam?
Dude, I had a feeling that you referencing something -- but I didn't know what it was. Then I found this. As for my personal answer -- it's a magical place where men went during the late 60s-early 70s and came back hollow shells of themselves after witnessing horrible shit and Oliver Stone made a lot of movies about it. Now it's a tourist location for people to relieve those memories. Wow. I'm just being bitchy about it. I'll shut up now.