Attack of the Memes!

Ah winter -- the time of year that makes me tired, lose inspiration and sleep all the damn time. As I'm trying to figure out what the hell to write for Keidra's rant contest (nothing is sticking to me but an idea for a Sharpe vs Mecha Hornblower vs Godzilla fan fic. And I'm currently writing the Mecha Hornblower music in my head. Something Japanese and surf-punky ala the 5,6,7,8s.), I've decided to entertain myself with this:

Three names you go by:
1.)Viv
2.)Viviloo
3.)Hun

Three screen names you have:
1.)V.
2.)cutebutpsycho
3.)li mao

Three things you like about yourself:
1.)I'm loyal to the point of blind stupidity.
2.)I'm a good writer.
3.)I'm funny (or at least I think so).

Three things you hate/dislike about yourself:
1.)I can be selfish.
2.)I'm paranoid.
3.)I try too hard to please others.

Three parts of your heritage:
1.) Chinese
2.) American
3.) Polish by injection?

Three things that scare you:
1.)Death
2.)Not achieving my dreams.
3.)Polyphonic Spree.

Three of your everyday essentials:
1.) Coffee
2.) My keys
3.) Pants

Three things you are wearing right now:
1.)Polar bear fleece PJ pants
2) Green cardigan/shirt
3.) White underwear

Three of your favorite bands/artists at the moment:
1.)U2
2.)Los lonely Boys
3.)Barenaked Ladies

Three of your favorite songs at present:
1.) City of Blinding Lights -- U2
2.) Drop it Like it's Hot -- Snoop Dogg
3.) American Idiot -- Green Day

Three new things you want to do in the next 12 months:
1.) Travel to China.
2.) Get into something that resembles fitness.
3.) Make the coq au vin recipe from Playboy.

Three things you want in a relationship:
1.)Loyalty
2.)Honesty
3.)Playfulness

Two truths and a lie:
1.)I've faked orgasms at the McDonald's in Madison.
2.)I'm related to Attila the Hun.
3.)I set fire to my bedroom carpet as a child.

Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to you:
1.)Nice hair and facial hair (it's both hair, so it should count).
2.)How intelligent the eyes look.
3.)How "geeky" are they in appearance.

Three things you just can't do:
1.)Eat monkey brains.
2.)Wear a watch.
3.)Remember to cut my hair.

Three of your favorite hobbies:
1.)Video games.
2.)Writing.
3.)Gaming with friends.

Three careers you're considering:
1.)Freelance writer.
2.)Magazine publisher.
3.)World conqueror.

Three places you want to go on vacation:
1.)China
2.)Paris
3.)Australia

Three kids names:
1.)Sophia
2.)Viggo
3.)Grace

Three things you want to do before you die:
1.) Go skydiving
2.) Write a book.
3.) Travel to the majority of continents.

Four people who have to take this quiz now or die painfully:
I refuse to answer this because it's like a lameass chain letter thing. They can copy and paste if they damn well want to.