Dear Bono --
I'm a huge fan of you and U2. I love your music and it brings a shiver of glee to listen to at times. I sang Elevation for my birthday for karaoke.
But this piece of news terrifies me. As a fan, I beg of you not to do this. How the hell would you write it and not sound like an absolute ninny?
I'm hoping this is a joke. Because if not, you've lost coolness points.
PS -- If you do this, The Edge is officially cooler than you.