Hal Sparks is a hot woman

OK, I don't have Showtime, I don't watch Queer as Folk. But thanks to Raizel and Keidra, I had to watch the VH-1 Goes Inside show about it. I've learned one thing right now: Hal Sparks can be a pretty woman. A frightfully pretty woman. I'm jealous. I've never looked that good and I'll never look that good.