Monday, April 19, 2004

EEEEEEWWWW! Boy germs!

Why does this exist? Is it just me, or does this seem a bit odd? Maybe it's my Midwestern sensiblities, but snuggling up to someone who isn't my husband just isn't my bag. The rules also scare the hell out of me. Who is this guy? A Care Bear? I can't see me -- or any of my friends -- for that matter getting into this. This just screams Madison SCA chicks trying to get in touch with their inner child and Madison SCA boys trying to cop a feel.

I understand the idea of getting in touch with your inner child. But I don't trust a cuddle party attendee to keep his/her inner child to his/herself. If I wanted to get in touch with my inner child, it'd be the violent, wrestling, puddle hopping inner child and not the cute, fluffy bunny inner child. Hell, I wouldn't want to unleash my inner child. The kid might get arrested and tossed into jail or something.

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