Madonna has hits?

Well, for people who have always wanted to see Madonna -- now might be the time. Even though you'll have to suffer through her album American Life -- which had the dumbest line ever: I drinking a Soy latte/
I get a double shotte/ it goes through my body, and you know I'm satisfied.

The Material Girl is going out for her Re-Invention Tour. Frankly, I'm not sure what else she can reinvent herself as. Mother, bondage bunny, wife of a cool British director, boy toy, Vanillia Ice's girl -- what else can she do? Other than grandmother or nun.

I'd be interested in going just because she does have a killer show from what I've heard. But I really don't want to have to suffer through American Life. It's just not worth it in my book.